Happily Ever After Monday 27 January 9st 3 (total fat groove), boyfriends 1 (hurrah! ), shags 3 (hurrah! ), calories 2, 100, calories used up by shags 600, so total calories 1,500 (exemplary).7.15 a.m. Hurrah! The wilderness years are over. For four weeks and five days now have been in functional relationship with adult male thereby proving am not love pariah as previously...
What do you do when a girlfriend’s 60th birthday party is the same day as your boyfriend’s 30th? Is it wrong to lie about your age when online dating? Is it morally wrong to have a blow-dry when one of your children has head lice? Does the dalai lama actually tweet or is it his assistant? Is technology now the fifth element? Or is that wood? Is sleeping with someone after 2...
Helen Fielding's devastatingly self-aware, laugh-out-loud account of a year in the life of a thirty-something Singleton launched a genre and transcended the pages of fiction to become a cultural icon.
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, place, organizations, and incidents are either products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. 'A Christmas Poem', Serious Concerns, Wendy Cope, 1992. Reprinted by kind permission of Faber and Faber Ltd.
New Year's Resolutions I will not drink more than fourteen alcohol units a week. Smoke. Waste money on: pasta-makers, ice-cream machines or other culinary devices which will never use; books by unreadable literary authors to put impressively on shelves; exotic underwear, since pointless as have no boyfriend. Behave sluttishly around the house, but instead imagine others are...
Helen Fielding's devastatingly self-aware, laugh-out-loud account of a year in the life of a thirty-something Singleton launched a genre and transcended the pages of fiction to become a cultural icon.
Picador, 1998. — ISBN: 0-330-37525-3. Now a major motion picture from universal picture starring renee zellweger, huge grant and colin firth. A dazzling urban satire of modern human relations? An ironic, tragic insight into the demise of the nuclear family? Or confused rambling of a pissed thirty-something?
Bridget not only obsesses about her love life, but also details her various daily struggles with her weight, her over-indulgence in alcohol and cigarettes, and her career. Bridget's friends and family are the supporting characters in her diary. These friends are there for her unconditionally throughout the novel; they give her advice about her relationships, and support when...
Comments