Dahl Roald. The Twits

The Twits is a humorous children's book written by Roald Dahl and illustrated by Quentin Blake. It was written in 1979, and first published in 1980.Mr. and Mrs. Twit are two ugly, smelly, nasty, stupid people who spend their lives playing nasty tricks on each other. They also enjoy being cruel to animals, which they do by luring birds to glue-smothered trees so they can be baked into bird pie, and tormenting their pet monkeys, Muggle-Wump and his family, by getting them to stand upside down, one on top of the other. They hate children, and Mrs. Twit often carries a walking stick in her right hand that she uses to hit children and animals.Hairy Faces
Mr. Twit
Dirty Beards
Mrs. Twit
The Glass Eye
The Frog
The Wormy Spaghetti
The Funny Walking Stick
Mrs. Twit Has the Shrinks
Mrs. Twit Gets a Stretching
Mrs. Twit Goes Ballooning Up
Mr. Twit Gets a Horrid Shock
The House, the Tree, & the Monkey Cage
Hugtight Sticky Glue
Four Sticky Little Boys
The Great Upside-Down Monkey Circus
The Roly-Poly Bird to the Rescue
No Bird Pie for Mr. Twit
Still No Bird Pie for Mr. Twit
Mr. & Mrs. Twit Go Off to Buy Guns
Muggle-Wump Has an Idea
The Great Glue Painting Begins
The Carpet Goes on the Ceiling
The Furniture Goes Up
The Ravens Swoop Over
The Twits Are Turned Upside Down
The Monkeys Escape
The Twits Get the Shrinks