Lederer Richard. Anguished English: An Anthology of Accidental Assaults Upon Our Language

Gibbs Smith, 2006. — 92 p. — ISBN: 9781423608899.Anguished English is the impossibly funny anthology of accidental assaults upon our common language. From bloopers and blunders to Signs of the Times to Mixed-Up Metaphors...from Two-Headed Headlines to Mangling Modifiers...it's a collection that will leave you roaring with delight and laughter.
Help wanteds:
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
Two-Headed Headlines:
Grandmother of eight makes hole in one!
Doctor testifies in horse suit.
Modern-Day Malapropisms:
I suffer from a deviant septum.Schoolishness
It’s a Blunderful World
Stop the Presses!
Inspired Gibberish
Grammar Gaffes