Smith and Doe have creatively presented women's greatest fears in a horrific humorous manner that will smuggle anxiety into your soul like a trojan horse of hell. In the short run, relationships will crumble under the weight of the text as if it were gospel. In the long run, through the exposure of what honesty looks like naked, romantic evolution is about to experience it's greatest dose of reality. This could be the most sobering literary event of your life.